Sudowoodo: the troll pokemon

so ur playin' pokemon silver/gold

and you're in goldenrod city, after you beat that gym and put that bitch with the miltank in her place when you're all " oh shit. i have to go get sudowoodo out tha way."

so you strut your fine ass up to that fuckin' sudowoodo with ur quilava like " yo bro, what up? i'ma set you on fire."
and sudowoodo's all " dude naw"

and you enter battle.

and your fire attacks aren't doin shit.

because sudowoodo's a rock pokemon

and not a tree.

and then he stomps the sugar coated shit outta your quilava and all your other pokeymanz.

and sudowoodo's all " problem?"

and then you piss yourself and die.




Tldr; sudowoodo's a troll and you fucking know it.